i used to dream in the dark of palisades park.
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Rielly, Irvine
POSTED ON Apr 7, 2021 21:14:19 GMT
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Hello mate, names Irvine! I'm a crouss Galarian guy who came to Hoenn for one reason or another. Surely I got one, but whether you want to know is up to you. It's a wee bit harrowing, but you're probably no stranger to that. Everybodys gots a skeleton in the closet, just a matter o'how many. For me... sit awhile, and listen.
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My father fed me... fake noodles. IMPASTAS.
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... tough crowd. Not laughin' I see? Well, I didn't lie to you just now, I'm just not one to dive into the deepest crap. I think it makes for a dreich day. Nobody likes bein' crabbit. Aye, fine, I'll get on it right away. Can't be sunshine and gumdrops all the time.
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I'm one of those kids whose mum called me special all the time. I was a wee smart kid, going to school and learning as you do. I met so many friends. Mum told me I could be anyone I wanted, and I believed her. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
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... what? Oh, you thought you were getting a story? Pft. No, you made it this far, and your jewels gonna stay blue for the majority. I got a thousand more jokes to go through. Coping mechanisms, and all that. So haud yer weesht, sit down, and enjoy comedy hour. I'm only just getting started.
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